Thursday, December 16, 2010

9 anit-Christmas Gifts For Females

For starters, any time a male gives a female a gift it is never the same as receiving a gift from any random body! We always look to be shocked at what guys get for us. I know most guys go out the way and to be safe, they don't celebrate anything, lls. Well, my type of girl would be good with a simple dinner but whatever it is, don't let it be casual. All girls aren't like me but I think I can vouch for most of them. Don't think this means the gift has to be expensive, just let it bring a smile! I'm going to let you know now what we DO NOT want!

anti-CHRISTMAS list item:

1. make up kits
Ladies like make up but guys don't usually know what the difference between MAC and corner store lip gloss is. Only buy a female's make up if you know for a fact the specific type of make up she wears and likes.
2. body wash kits
Okay so who can't buy body wash!? My aunt gets me body wash every year and she is almost 50-years old. So if my dude is going to buy me something a 50-years old lady is going to buy me, it better be some Bath and Body Works or Victoria's Secret-*hint hint* Anything else is irrelevant.
3. jewelry
Guys, if you are not going to pick out meaningful jewelry for your lady, then don't get it. Females love jewelry and if it comes from that special someone they are going to wear it more than any other piece of jewelry they own. They will show their friends and think they're big stuff because you bought them something as special as jewelry. Besides, jewelry for Christmas means way more than it does to females than it does to a guy so for the sake of not wanting to lead the girl on and making her look stupid when she finds out how cheap her ring is, buy her a hat and scarf set. Call it a day =)
4. drugs
that's on my anti-Gift list, lls.
5. lingerie
Lingerie is one of those things you have to be careful with. You might get her a nice, expensive lingerie set and depending on the girl, she might take it offensive. Save that for your anniversary. . .or for that matter, any other time in the year.
6. sports equipment
Unless your girl plays hockey and has been looking at this amazing hockey puck all year, DO NOT buy her any sports equipment. That is not sexy but like I said, all girls are not the same.
7. nothing you bought for an EX
WOW! Major turn off. This means that there is nothing less special about your EX. If you think your EX should have the same gift as your girl. . .shame. You might as well go get the gift from your EX and re-wrap it. Save some money while you're at it!!
8. nothing from a gas station
Umm, I don't know about you guys but that is some grimy shit! I'm not even worth a $5 t-shirt?
9. Don't get me something that is secretly for you
A video game system for example. If you want to play my Wii-the Wii you bought for me-more than I do, there is a problem.

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