10 of the Worst Ways to Break Up

"Why break up if we can't have make up sex?"

10-Texting
The message won't always get through and it's very immature. Man up and deal with the consequences.
9-Phone Call
I think all break ups should be done in person. There is more closure.
8-Through Your Friend
That's childish. It says that you are not ready for a relationship
7-A Note
This is a great idea. . .if you are in the 6th grade but we are all adults. Lets act our age.
6-Facebook Status (or any social network, for that matter)
Facebook already tells ALL! People are way too nosey for you and your other half to be posting all of your negative thoughts out. That's dirty and it just seems like people only do it for attention. Lets have a little class.
5-In a manor that attracts too much attention
Lets try to keep it short and simple. Things are already not working out so great. Don't give anyone a reason to leave on a bad note.
4-In Public
We don't want to break up in public because that is almost like showing up to court as a lawyer with a stripping pole and your opened toed stilettos trying to defend someones life! Nobody is going to take you serious. You are going to look stupid and it's a little careless.
3-In the Hospital
Things, in the hospital, are often taken very seriously. I advice for no one to ever
2-Special Occasions
Why mess up someones holiday because you are wanting to be a party pooper. Just because you might feel like you are in the outs, it doesn't mean that you should hand out invites for others to join. Make the best of your time while you have it. Remember, you never know what you have until it's gone.
1-Walking In On
Wow! If you really love your spouse, this is going to hurt them and all of your time together in the past may amount to nothing after this. There is really no way to justify cheating.