R.I.P Facebook

"IS FACEBOOK THE NEW MYSPACE?!"-NAHHH, it's just dead

List of incidents leading to the death of Facebook:

• When all of your are FROM MySpace!
• Youngens-When all of your friends are 12&under. When you have to lie about your age, it's a problem. lls,&what I look like when my little sisters friend is adding me?!
• Up&Coming Rappers- lls, seems a little too familiar when most of your friends are rappers. I can understand they want to heard but Facebook doesn't even have a playlist. That's MySpace
• Changing Your Name-Now how are we supposed to find you if we don't know your name?? I can understand if your name is Mary Jane. It's an acception to change to "Mary SoloDolo Jane" but "Marry Luscious Lucious" that's a bit much.
• Immature Statuses-Let's all agree that Facebook is a SOCIAL NETWORK. Not a diary to let us know how terrible your day was and how everyone in it should go to Hell w| gasoline drawers on. Not an RSVP site used to announce where you're going to settle your beef at. And WE--being me&the readers--could care less about the Facebook gangsters who always have something to say about people but don't have the cahunas to tag them in a post. Updating your status to tell us what your baby-daddy said/did. Updating your status to let us know your daily schedule.
• Status Games-You shouldn't be able to sit on Facebook until it gets boring. For 1, it always has been boring b|c it's so plain. For 2, you don't have a life. Sitting there until the great idea to play a game with your status---you most definitely don't have a life! I.E Number Game, RateMe game, Why Wassup?, I Remember When..., When I First Met You..., Q&A --the list goes on
• Like v Become A Fan-WTF? I miss becoming a fan. That was wayyy better than liking groups. Now people make groups to like them b|c they can. . .they be the only person that like the s***, SMH! I think I click the "Like" button more than I look at my boo's wall.
• PeOpLe WhO tYpE lYkkE ThiiZ-Sweetheart, I'm sorry. I think I missed the memo that said we should have seizures on the keyboard! lls, Who has time to try to decode a 5-word sentence? We should leave that on MySpace, esp. if you are older than 12 years of age!

*keep note that this is only the beginning